I don’t mind if they think I’ve slept with Sheffield Wednesday
Singer George Michael sticks two fingers up to the press.

Don’t make me laugh! It’s the WBF belt - I heard they are giving them away with five litres of petrol down at Texaco
Herbie Hide reacts to news that Audley Harrison has won the world WBF heavyweight title.

Hello mum, I’m a bit busy at the moment - I’ll call you back
Jenson Button, who finished third in the Malaysian Grand Prix, has his press conference interrupted by a phone call from his mum. Well, it was Mother’s Day.

I’d rather have two Viagra pills!
Terry , husband of Best Mate trainer Henrietta Knight, upon being asked whether he would be toasting the horse’s Gold Cup triumph with Champagne.

You had one last night!
Henrietta’s response to her husband. Too much information, Henrietta.

I used him as the shot-taker while I was coaching Tim Flowers but he missed the target so much I had to get rid of him!
Crystal Palace’s new goalkeeping coach Mike Kelly on his new boss Iain Dowie and their short-lived partnership at .

I am outraged and shocked that a of mine, Gordon Brown, has had the audacity to hold the budget in the middle of the Festival. The man has no soul!

Scottish Nationalist MP Alex Salmon reacts to the news that the Chancellor had decided to hold his budget on the Wednesday of the Festival.

Corey Collymore and Adam Sanford would not bowl my mum out

Geoff Boycott tells this website exactly what he thinks - just for a change.

We’re coming for you, France

I’m sorry to the crowds at Twickenham but I won’t be putting any Starsky and Hutch-style manoeuvres into action against Wales

England’s Matt Dawson.

Clearly that Neil Warnock’s not as daft as he looks!
Derby defender Michael Johnson on learning Rams striker Paul Peschisolido won’t be able to play against former club Sheffield United, after Blades boss Warnock insisted on a clause in his contract.

It was tense and I was dying for the toilet. As soon as Kevin scored, I went!
QPR boss Ian Holloway after the win over Wrexham. And you thought we’d forgotten about him this week - shame on you!